man-boy don't need instructions?

Me: J9, you doing okay in the shower.

J9: Yep.

Me: You almost done.

J9: Nope,

it took me like five minutes
just to figure out the shampoo* today.

[*new bottle of shampoo in the shower]

...pause


Me: Everything okay?

J9: Yep, just still have to wash my body.




Me: What happened?


J9:

"It took so long just to figure out the shampooing today
I read the back of the bottle
and it said:
Wet hair.
Wash thoroughly.
Rinse thoroughly .
Repeat.

I decided not to use that one.
I didn't want to mess it up.

Too many directions."

I am trying to decide
if he could have
shampooed
just fine with that
Shampoo
if he had not
read the
instructions!!?

He is of the guy gender after all!