Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Wednesday Warrenty

My 14 year old sons Skullcandy
headphones got sat on.

These headphones are in no way cheap.
My daughter saved and bought them
for him for Christmas.

Actually she paid half,
I think they were about 60$!!!

Being that they were damaged
my son remembered the WARRANTY.

I told him warranty's don't cover
carelessness...


After reading the warranty he called to me
and read it to me...

Warranty info:
[my comments in black]
"LIMITED LIFETIME PRODUCT WARRANTY"
[of course]

"Skullcandy is proud to provide the best product warranty in the industry: If this product should fail in your lifetime, we will replace it at no charge."

[sounds reasonable]

[here is where it got interesting]

"If the product is damaged by
aggressive music listeners sliding a rail,
sliding down the emergency ramp of your aircraft,
slammed in your locker,
slammed in your car door,
run over by a car,
running into a wall,
getting run out of town,
mountain biking,
road biking,
sky diving,
beating your boyfriend unmercifully,
getting beat down by the man,
blown up in an accidental
experimentation with flammable substances,
or damaged in any other everyday experience,
it means you are living your life
the way we want our product used!

In these, or any other damaging events,
we will replace the product
for a 50% discount from retail.

Love, Skullcandy"

[So, I guess sitting on them
is covered!]


Are you living your life???


6 comments:

Cheryl Lage said...

This is HYSTERICAL!!!! Good for your little warranty rememberers. :)

(I've had to go back to work, so I've not been around as often as I'd like either...thanks so much for popping by! I'll try to be by more often.)

LeShel said...

i guess i've got some living to do

Shadow said...

you ARE having me on, right?!?!?!

in time out said...

Shadow - Nope. True story, true warranty. At first I thought that he was making it up, but then he was so fluent in his telling that I knew he had to be reading. Read it for myself...crazy, huh.

Cheryl - Good luck back at work, hope you are doing well.

LeShel...you are the most living person I know, just keep doing what you are doing, miss climb a mountain, lay down in a river, have a baby all in one year!!!...Hugs.

Heatherlyn said...

That is too funny! And quite amazing.

Shauna said...

Hope you have a Happy 4th of July weekend :) ♥ HUGS ♥

on marriage

'Will you, um, marry me?' I haven't seen you in weeks! You don't look happy or excited about the prospect of our marriage! You're asking me to give up my - my freedom, my joie de vivre for an institution that fails as often as it succeeds? And why should I marry you anyway? I mean, why do you wanna marry me? Besides some bourgeois desire to fulfill an ideal that society embeds in us from an early age to promote a consumer capitalist agenda?