Monday, March 15, 2010

There ARE trick questions!

there are trick questions
...including the ones your kids ask you after school.



J--almost 9: does soap have wine alcohol in it?


Me: no, it has rubbing alcohol ...sometimes


J: is it the same that you can get drunk from?


Me: no, it is not


J: is it poisonous?


Me: yes, and you should never drink rubbing alcohol


J: so you could die from it?


Me: I suppose.


J: Mom, remember when you use to put soap in our mouths.



Me: ummmmm...Jeremy, you know I wasn't trying to kill you.



J---ALMOST 9: sure Mom



[at least he doesn't know enough to turn me in to DCFS yet,
...or does he?]

4 comments:

Jillene said...

Hahahahaha!! I had soap put in my mouth--on several occasions--growing up.

As for DCFS--he will probably just call 911!! (0:

Wendyburd1 said...

Oh he is a SMART and SASSY one!! Way to go J!! LOL!

Shadow said...

haa haaa, he got you there...

Heatherlyn said...

Oh, that is soooooo funny!!!!!!!!!

on marriage

'Will you, um, marry me?' I haven't seen you in weeks! You don't look happy or excited about the prospect of our marriage! You're asking me to give up my - my freedom, my joie de vivre for an institution that fails as often as it succeeds? And why should I marry you anyway? I mean, why do you wanna marry me? Besides some bourgeois desire to fulfill an ideal that society embeds in us from an early age to promote a consumer capitalist agenda?