...including the ones your kids ask you after school.
J--almost 9: does soap have wine alcohol in it?
Me: no, it has rubbing alcohol ...sometimes
J: is it the same that you can get drunk from?
Me: no, it is not
J: is it poisonous?
Me: yes, and you should never drink rubbing alcohol
J: so you could die from it?
Me: I suppose.
J: Mom, remember when you use to put soap in our mouths.
Me: ummmmm...Jeremy, you know I wasn't trying to kill you.
J---ALMOST 9: sure Mom
[at least he doesn't know enough to turn me in to DCFS yet,
...or does he?]
4 comments:
Hahahahaha!! I had soap put in my mouth--on several occasions--growing up.
As for DCFS--he will probably just call 911!! (0:
Oh he is a SMART and SASSY one!! Way to go J!! LOL!
haa haaa, he got you there...
Oh, that is soooooo funny!!!!!!!!!
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