When your boyfriend, husband or significant other does something that makes you angry don't give in to the temptation to argue and fight. Just count to ten, remain calm and after he goes to bed, super-glue his flip flops to the floor.
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'Will you, um, marry me?' I haven't seen you in weeks! You don't look happy or excited about the prospect of our marriage! You're asking me to give up my - my freedom, my joie de vivre for an institution that fails as often as it succeeds? And why should I marry you anyway? I mean, why do you wanna marry me? Besides some bourgeois desire to fulfill an ideal that society embeds in us from an early age to promote a consumer capitalist agenda?
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I have to listen to that again so I can translate the french swear words -- I mean, choice langugage ....
This was hysterical! Where did you find this?
okay. 'cause you said so, heee heee heeee
THAT was funny!! I'm soooo tempted to do that!
Hahahahahahahahaha!! Hahahahaha!!
Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha!!
Funny!!!! Almost makes me sorry I haven't a BF, SO or hubby. Please note that I said 'almost'!
LOL
Haha, that's the funniest thing I've seen all day.
I just throw one shoe in the trash. Then you don't mess up your floor with superglue and/or blood.
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