Tuesday, December 9, 2008

I had lunch with a ninja because the voices told me to!

I happened upon this, not up on, but upon
If You Give a Mom a Moment .... she will probably sit down and blog
and laughed hysterically [you will have to hit hers to find out why]!

copy/paste/pass along....it's funny

don't forget to write your sentence in the comments for me to enjoy....

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2----- --a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7---- ---m y mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----because I'm cool like that
Black-----because that's how I roll.
Pink-----because I'm NOT crazy.
Red------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green----because I think I need some serious help.
Purple----because I'm AWESOME!
Gray-----because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow---because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange---because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown----because I can.
Other-----because I'm a Ninja!
None------because I can't control myself!

THANKS for playing...


Jillene said...

I sang to a football player because I am so AWESOME!!

InkMom said...

I ran over a noodle because I'm sexy and I do what I want and because I'm AWESOME and (most importantly) because I'm NOT crazy. Or so says my blog title.

I think our birthdays are two days apart. Yay for December. 32, here I come!

InkMom said...

Just kidding . . . I reread your title and realized you had lunch instead of running over. Alas, our birthdays are not close together after all.

Emma said...

I karate chopped a noodle because I'm sexy and do what I want.

lol, these are so funny!!

Boy Mom said...

I had lunch with the neighbors because that's how I roll.

Proof positive that I'm about the most boring person ever.

Laura said...

I smelled my neighbor because the voices told me to.

Oh gad - isn't that awful! I hope they smelled good!

Lynn said...

I yelled at a surfer because I'm sexy and do what I want !

Funny & true...

All my sons surf and I do still yell at them, my hubby thinks I'm sexy (thank goodness) and most of the time, do what I want !

in time out said...

these are so funny. thanks for playing. i need to laugh today...he he... i think i will post a laughter award for anyone who wants to play...can take it..check the sidebar...and copy the award. thanks eveyone...

stACEy said...

oh yeah I just did that on one of my message boards.. totally funny!

can't remember now what it was LOL

but my word verification was NOCKI

sounds like the girl on the block named Nikki who kept getting knocked up! oops

Valerie said...

I did the Macarena with a pickle because I'm sexy and I do what I want!!

Have a great day!

Sher said...

I karate chopped a pickle because I can!

Fun stuff!

LyndiLou said...

I danced with a fork because that's how I roll! :)

Hee hee.

This made me smile... and sooo does your blog... and I don't want to be a lurker so I'm making a comment!

R Max said...

I smelled a fork because I'm NOT crazy.

It lied... I am.


CJ, the Purple Diva said...

I yelled at your mom because I'm NOT lazy! lol
I'm posting this on Wednesday this week!

on marriage

'Will you, um, marry me?' I haven't seen you in weeks! You don't look happy or excited about the prospect of our marriage! You're asking me to give up my - my freedom, my joie de vivre for an institution that fails as often as it succeeds? And why should I marry you anyway? I mean, why do you wanna marry me? Besides some bourgeois desire to fulfill an ideal that society embeds in us from an early age to promote a consumer capitalist agenda?