S, age 9: Why is EVERYTHING about blogging now days?
Me: What, as opposed to the olden days, when we had to etch everything in stone? PULLLEEESE, you don't know how good you have it!!!!!
'Will you, um, marry me?' I haven't seen you in weeks! You don't look happy or excited about the prospect of our marriage! You're asking me to give up my - my freedom, my joie de vivre for an institution that fails as often as it succeeds? And why should I marry you anyway? I mean, why do you wanna marry me? Besides some bourgeois desire to fulfill an ideal that society embeds in us from an early age to promote a consumer capitalist agenda?